"You can't yell at me with pants on!" - ilo

*sneeze* "If I had been chewing poison darts, you'd be dead right now." - ilo

"Let's drink til we're charming!" - ilo

"To soldiering on and having fun, despite the late start." ilo (cheers made @ 3:45pm)

"Hey, I have a mouth for a reason....well, two reasons." - ilo

"Let's be honest, I am probably going to vomit tonight." - ilo

"Then I beat off & went to bed, and regretted the whole thing." - ilo

"If she spoke better English, we would be even funnier." - ilo

"I don't think I could do anything for a lifetime...except, like..porn." - ilo

"I'm a pants prisoner in my own house!" - ilo

"This beer is making me sober!" - ilo, while drinking a Kolsch

"Your dad should have breast fed more when your mother was pregnant." - ilo