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Wednesday, July 23, 2008
"I don't think I could do anything for a lifetime...except, like..porn." - ilo
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"You can't yell at me with pants on!" - ilo
*sneeze* "If I had been chewing poison darts, you...
"I want to find the guy who invented infomerdcials...
"Let's drink til we're charming!" - ilo
"I didn't like the taste of beer until I realized ...
"I can barely stand, let alone drink." - The Don
"To soldiering on and having fun, despite the late...
"Hey, I have a mouth for a reason....well, two rea...
"It was a thist quenchin' turtle squirtin' good ti...
"Let's be honest, I am probably going to vomit ton...
" I just got locked out of my pants!" - Amtrekker
"Then I beat off & went to bed, and regretted the ...
"What is it about Boston that makes me have to cra...
"If she spoke better English, we would be even fun...
"I don't think I could do anything for a lifetime....
"Fun starts with sodomy!" - Baba Ganoush
"Noon? Like in the morning?" - Amtrekker
"I'm a pants prisoner in my own house!" - ilo
"You don't need an acci.dent to be ugly." - Sandra...
"I am going to put you in a boob coccoon!" - Danie...
"This beer is making me sober!" - ilo, while drink...
"Even when you win, you feel like you've lost. Th...
"Take a shot, for the greater good of the next 35 ...
"I think they should make BBQ chicken scented cand...
"Every time I listen to Tragic Kingdom I think of ...
"Every Saturday I have to call my mother..I do not...
" I think it was tickets to something super import...
"Your dad should have breast fed more when your mo...
"There's a difference between being an alcoholic a...
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