"I've gotta go to Mexico... that's where all the jobs are." - Tromboner Grant

"You can't yell at me with pants on!" - ilo

*sneeze* "If I had been chewing poison darts, you'd be dead right now." - ilo

"I want to find the guy who invented infomerdcials and, I don't know, kill his family." - Hashbrown Will

"Let's drink til we're charming!" - ilo

"I didn't like the taste of beer until I realized I love drunk." Danielle Rocks

"I can barely stand, let alone drink." - The Don

"To soldiering on and having fun, despite the late start." ilo (cheers made @ 3:45pm)

"Hey, I have a mouth for a reason....well, two reasons." - ilo

"It was a thist quenchin' turtle squirtin' good time." - G$

"Let's be honest, I am probably going to vomit tonight." - ilo

" I just got locked out of my pants!" - Amtrekker

"Then I beat off & went to bed, and regretted the whole thing." - ilo

"What is it about Boston that makes me have to craaap." - The Don

"If she spoke better English, we would be even funnier." - ilo

"I don't think I could do anything for a lifetime...except, like..porn." - ilo

"Fun starts with sodomy!" - Baba Ganoush

"Noon? Like in the morning?" - Amtrekker

"I'm a pants prisoner in my own house!" - ilo

"You don't need an acci.dent to be ugly." - SandraKraut

"I am going to put you in a boob coccoon!" - Danielle Rocks

"This beer is making me sober!" - ilo, while drinking a Kolsch

"Even when you win, you feel like you've lost. That's what it feels like to play a champion." - Space Frank

"Take a shot, for the greater good of the next 35 minutes!" - The Don

"I think they should make BBQ chicken scented candles." Vegetarian Julia

"Every time I listen to Tragic Kingdom I think of burning books." - BM

"Every Saturday I have to call my mother..I do not know why." Andre the German

" I think it was tickets to something super important... oh yeah, Lord of the Dance." - Prof. Barnesworth

"Your dad should have breast fed more when your mother was pregnant." - ilo

"There's a difference between being an alcoholic and drinking on purpose." - anonymous