"I've gotta go to Mexico... that's where all the jobs are." - Tromboner Grant

"You can't yell at me with pants on!" - ilo

*sneeze* "If I had been chewing poison darts, you'd be dead right now." - ilo

"I want to find the guy who invented infomerdcials and, I don't know, kill his family." - Hashbrown Will

"Let's drink til we're charming!" - ilo

"I didn't like the taste of beer until I realized I love drunk." Danielle Rocks

"I can barely stand, let alone drink." - The Don

"To soldiering on and having fun, despite the late start." ilo (cheers made @ 3:45pm)

"Hey, I have a mouth for a reason....well, two reasons." - ilo

"It was a thist quenchin' turtle squirtin' good time." - G$

"Let's be honest, I am probably going to vomit tonight." - ilo

" I just got locked out of my pants!" - Amtrekker

"Then I beat off & went to bed, and regretted the whole thing." - ilo

"What is it about Boston that makes me have to craaap." - The Don

"If she spoke better English, we would be even funnier." - ilo